Hello there. Clearly you’re on my blog and you’re either wondering if you should follow me or you’re just stalking my blog to see what I’m like. Either way, I will say hello to you.

Basically, no one ever knows what to put on these ‘About Me’ pages, do they? I’m going to sound really stupid but whatever. Let’s begin:

My name is Grant James Charles Neil and I was born on the 21st October 1994 making me seventeen years old at the time of writing this up. I live in a town in Scotland called Port Glasgow which is not in Glasgow - how confusing. Currently I’m about to sit exams for my final year of school and if I’m honest, I’m kind of shitting myself. I have a brief outline of what I want to do with my life. I’m hoping I get into college so I can pursue a career in media and such.

I hate people who say this because it just sounds ridiculous but I love music and gigs. I just love the atmosphere and being so close to an artist that you adore.

People often tell me how funny I am but without sounding too modest, I agree. Nah, I love making people happy by being a cunt. I’m always happy because I don’t like being sad because people think something’s wrong with me because I’m always so happy. My proudest achievement was probably winning personality of the year at the school dance at Christmas. How stupid is that? Oh well, I was happy.

I think I should probably wrap this up round about here before I start talking about absolutely anything.

Update - 28/9/12: I never went to college lol

Update - 10/2/13: Still haven’t went to college but I did work for the government for a bit. Long story but not kind of. Whatever.