Prayer circle for all the people who are going to attempt to get One Direction tickets tomorrow
Leave please
Prayer circle for all the people who are going to attempt to get One Direction tickets tomorrow
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
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adam and steve sounds like the title of a cute romantic comedy about a nerdy guy named adam who gets picked up by a really cool, popular jock named Steve and they go on all sorts of wacky adventures together before realizing that all they wanted to do the whole time was anal fist each other
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DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
THIS DUCK IS EVERYTHING TO ME
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